Hannah Hypnotic (artemis_eld) wrote in slacker_jacks,
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WHY NICOLE SUCKS.

I randomly stopped tonight and thought: "Sweet Jesus, Nicole really really sucks." And this is why.

1. She is the single most selfish person I have ever met. And she won't admit it.

2. When confronted with a perfectly logical argument, she will talk in circles and eventually end up telling the person confronting her that it is all their fault because she shouldn't have to change.

3. She is an idiot. She can't even be called a bitch anymore.

4. She is living proof that art school does strange things to a weak-minded person's mind.

5. She has no ability to recognize the people who actually care about her, and is so busy pandering to her entourage of drooling followers that she pays no attention whatsoever to me.

6. She has gradually declined from funny, to a bitch, to a whining little fool.

7. None of anything she writes anymore has substance. At all.

8. My GOD, could you POSSIBLY WHINE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!?? Whatever happened to being accepting and FUNNY about dumb shit that happens to you!?

9. The entire 'me paying for her to come to CA thing'. Yeah. Need I say more.

10. Actually, yes, I will say more. What the FUCK was that. I am still pissed about it, and she never really apologized. Which brings me to my next number.

11. She. Never. Apologizes. She did once, I think it was sarcastic, and just to get me to shut up because I refused to let her talk in circles any longer.

12. This is petty, but whatthefuckeever. She likes Andrea better than me, and bought her like tenmillion things at Otacon, while getting me nothing. THEN she had the nerve to say she'd give me something of hers. Uhm, fuck you.

13. Not getting me SHIT for my 18th birthday. Thanks, pal.

14. While she is allowed to be petty (all of the above, if happened to her, would ignite an LJ war to end all LJ wars.) no one else is. Hence, by complaining about any of the above, I am automatically to be shunned and scathing LJ entries will be written about me for all to see.

15. She is allowed to badmouth anyone she chooses. However, again, if, say, I were to badmouth someone, she would tell them about it later in another fight.

16. She steals my trends then gives other people or herself credit for them. Like, say, Prince. Or Kingdom Hearts. Or, probably (soon), FF7.

17. DESPITE ALL THIS I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO BREAK AWAY FROM HER. I LIKE HER, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE SHE NEVER TALKS TO ME, DOESN'T GIVE A *SHIT* ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, AND COULD CARE FUCKING LESS IF I LIVED OR DIED. Wait, wait no. It would give her something to whine about if I died, so I think she would care if I died.

18. Every time I try to talk to her she is disinterested unless I'm trying to be funny (I usually succeed.)

19. If I'm not giving her something I might as well be dead to her.

20. More to come, because hot fucking DAMN she pisses me off and yet...somehow...I can't bring myself to do anything about it. Fuck.
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